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13 September 2026

The Person That Came First

My Shrinking Origin Story

Voice Note

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Song

"Does the person that came first have two heads?"

Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.

"Does the person that came first have two heads?"

Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.

"Does the person that came first have two heads?"

Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.Short answer. No. I would know.

I say this simply as fact - I was the person that came first. From primary school to secondary school, I was top of my class consistently.

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